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Hey ho Jerry-o
What’s the matter with your toe?
Hey ho Jerry-o
What’s the matter with your toe?

I was walking down the footpath
When this big boy on his bike
Came along and didn’t notice that
He squashed my toe.

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I was walking down the footpath
When this big boy on his skateboard
Came along and didn’t notice that
He squashed my toe.

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I was walking down the footpath
When this big boy on his roller skates
Came along and didn’t notice that
He squashed my toe.

Hey ho Jerry-o
So that’s the matter with your toe!
Hey ho Jerry-o
I’ll just go and get a bandaid.