Ping pong ball in the vegemite
Take a look and see, see if I’m right

Chorus
Made ya look ya dirty chook
Made ya look ya dirty chook

Big fat frog under the bed
One little hop he’s sitting on your head.

Chorus

Red back spider combing his hair
Watching playschool, sitting on a chair

Chorus

Pink kangaroo in the apricot tree
You can’t really miss him he’s easy to see.