A Very Silly Christmas Song
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Lyrics
I can sing up I can sing down
Gradually ascend then, do it once again then
Do it very loud then do it very quietly
I would not want to scare you, it would be unfair to
Sing this song at Christmas time and scare you out of your wits
When he’s looking sad sing it to your Dad
And maybe to your brother then try it on your mother
It’s such a lovely thing that people like to sing
I stand around the piano with my good friend Ritchie Benaud
And even the Prime Minister occasionally drops in
I like to sing like this (like this) I like to sing like this (like this)
Do it with fortissimo then with pianissimo
You can have the choice so select a silly voice
(Silly voices)
Give yourself some headroom practice in the bedroom
And sing this song while standing on your head in the shed
Sing a silly song sing a silly song
Sing a silly song sing a silly song
Sing a silly sing a silly sing a silly (pause) - if you
Sing a silly Christmas song you can’t go wrong
(Silly voices)
Sing It Sing It
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CHORUS
Sing it, sing it, sing a pretty melody
Play it, play it, together in a symphony
Clap your hands, rhythm and the beat
Everybody swayin' and a dancin' in the street
If you sang with me, just the melody
Maybe we could then, try the harmony
Sing the melody, try the harmony
Sing the melody
CHORUS
If I sang to you, all the lower notes
And if you sang to me, all the higher notes
All the lower notes, all the higher notes
All the lower notes
CHORUS
We now sing this song, every single day
You should sing it too, it's the only way
Every single day, it's the only way
Every single day – SO
CHORUS (repeated)
I Have A Drum
Lyrics
I have a drum that I can beat
I have a drum that I can beat
I have a drum that I can beat
Would you like to hear it?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have a bell that I can ring
I have a bell that I can ring
I have a bell that I can ring
Would you like to hear it?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have a shaker I can shake
I have a shaker I can shake
I have a shaker I can shake
Would you like to hear it?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have hands that I can clap
I have hands that I can clap
I have hands that I can clap
Would you like to hear them?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have a voice that likes to sing
I have a voice that likes to sing
I have a voice that likes to sing
Sing and play together
La la la…
Tom Can Play The Trumpet
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Tom can play the trumpet very well
Pianissimo or loud with a capital L
How he loves to practise every day
Listen, listen, listen to him play
This way, that way.
Ben likes to take his French horn to the town
He likes to play in his slippers and dressing gown
And how he loves to practise every day
Listen, listen, listen to him play
This way, that way.
Kate likes to play the tuba sitting on the fence
She’s not blessed with a great deal of common sense
But how she loves to practise every day
Listen, listen, listen to her play
This way, that way.
Clare takes the bus but sometimes she takes the train
She plays the trombone drives the passengers insane
And how she loves to practise every day
Listen, listen, listen to her play
This way, that way.
Up and Down
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Jack Crumbleton struggled up to the top
Of a tall mountain
Looked around, heard no sound
Think I’d better come on down to the ground.
Dick Spanglehorn worked his way to the top
Of a tall oak tree.
Looked around, heard no sound
Think I’d better come on down to the ground.
Jim Tumblefly climbed so high spiral stairs
Leading up to the clear blue sky
Looked around, heard no sound
Think I’d better come on down to the ground.
Everybody's Got a Little Rhythm
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CHORUS
Rhythm, rhythm, everybody’s got a little rhythm
Rhythm, rhythm, everybody’s got a little rhythm
Girls stamp your feet, boys keep the beat
Jenny, Tommy
Girls swing your hips, boys clap your hands
Penny, Johnny oh!
CHORUS
Girls slap your knees, boys shake your toes
Sandy, Donald
Girls sing the song, boys groove along
Mandy, Ronald oh!
CHORUS
CHORUS / VERSE 1
CHORUS / VERSE 2
Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, RHYTHM!
Make Up A Tune
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CHORUS 1
It’s just me here in this room
Trying to make, make up a tune
That I can sing and play
Strum on my guitar
Wherever you are
Maybe you can sing too
VERSE 1
When you make up a song
And people singalong
It makes the song sound a whole lot better
There is nothin’ so good
And everybody should
Sing loud and sing together
CHORUS 1
VERSE 2
I’ve done this so many times
Written clever rhymes
Some are good but some are better
Do the words come first, or maybe just the reverse
Well I don’t really know the answer
CHORUS 2
It’s just him here in this room
Trying to make, make up a tune
That he can sing and play
Strum on his guitar
Wherever you are
Maybe you can sing too