Spoken Word, Food Claire Ward Spoken Word, Food Claire Ward

Yes Please

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Would you care for some morning tea?
Oh, yes please

Well, shall we start with some nice, fresh scones?
Oh, yes please

With jam?
Oh, yes please

Cream?
Oh, yes please

Good, there you are

Now! Can I offer you something else?
Oh, yes please.

Chocolate biscuit?
Oh, yes please.

Zucchini and spinach sandwich?
Oh, yes, oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.

Hmm, well, never mind. Let's put them aside, shall we? Now, you must try one of my lamingtons.
Oh, oh, yes, please.

And what about some coconut ice?
Oh, yes, please.

Banana cake?
Oh, yes, please.

My goodness me, you are a hungry boy, aren't you? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Now, to finish off with a nice cup of tea.
Oh, yes, please.

Milk?
Oh, yes, please

Sugar? Oh, yes, please

My goodness me. It's almost time for lunch. You are staying, of course.
Oh, well, actually, I really should be -

Good! Jenkins! Jenkins, serve the roast, please. Now, we've got roast potatoes, lamb, carrots, beans, followed by pavlova. You must be starving. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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