A Very Silly Christmas Song
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Lyrics
I can sing up I can sing down
Gradually ascend then, do it once again then
Do it very loud then do it very quietly
I would not want to scare you, it would be unfair to
Sing this song at Christmas time and scare you out of your wits
When he’s looking sad sing it to your Dad
And maybe to your brother then try it on your mother
It’s such a lovely thing that people like to sing
I stand around the piano with my good friend Ritchie Benaud
And even the Prime Minister occasionally drops in
I like to sing like this (like this) I like to sing like this (like this)
Do it with fortissimo then with pianissimo
You can have the choice so select a silly voice
(Silly voices)
Give yourself some headroom practice in the bedroom
And sing this song while standing on your head in the shed
Sing a silly song sing a silly song
Sing a silly song sing a silly song
Sing a silly sing a silly sing a silly (pause) - if you
Sing a silly Christmas song you can’t go wrong
(Silly voices)
I Have A Drum
Lyrics
I have a drum that I can beat
I have a drum that I can beat
I have a drum that I can beat
Would you like to hear it?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have a bell that I can ring
I have a bell that I can ring
I have a bell that I can ring
Would you like to hear it?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have a shaker I can shake
I have a shaker I can shake
I have a shaker I can shake
Would you like to hear it?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have hands that I can clap
I have hands that I can clap
I have hands that I can clap
Would you like to hear them?
‘Yes I would’ – OKAY
I have a voice that likes to sing
I have a voice that likes to sing
I have a voice that likes to sing
Sing and play together
La la la…
The La La La Song
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Lyrics
Can you sing, o can you sing
O can you sing the la la la song?
Yes I can sing, yes I can sing
Yes I can sing it loud and strong
CHORUS
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la
Singing the song
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la
All day long
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall - then
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again - so they sang
CHORUS
A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see
And all that he could see see see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea – he sang
CHORUS
There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat who caught a crooked mouse
They all lived together in a crooked house – and they sang
CHORUS (twice)
Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master and one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
La la la…