Quirky Berserky (The Turkey From Turkey)
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Lyrics
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May I introduce you to a friend of mine
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from France or Germany, Italy or Spain
Sweden Norway Denmark, Scotland Wales or England
Portugal or Poland, Switzerland or Austria – he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
He'd always been a traveller all of his life
Always on the lookout for a turkey wife
Then one day he found her and it was a thrill
When he asked her to marry and she said 'I will'
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from Indonesia, Singapore Japan
Thailand or Cambodia, Bangladesh or India
Pakistan or China, New Zealand or Australia – he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
They decided to get married just as soon as they could
All their friends and family said that they would
Come to the wedding, have a little 'peekaboo'
And clap and cheer when they said 'I do'
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from Ethiopia, Yemen or Sudan
Morocco or Tanzania, Libya Tunisia
Kenya or Botswana, Zimbabwe or Namibia - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
They had 4 dear little turkeys just as cute as can be
Hilary, Hope and Hattie and also Humphrey
They gobbled in the morning from very first light
They gobbled all the day and gobbled all night
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from Argentina, Ecuador or Chile
Greenland or Alaska, or from Madagascar
Mexico or Cuba, the USA or Canada - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey – he’s
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Baghdad
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CHORUS (twice)
Where’s your bag Dad your bag?
You left your bag Dad in Baghdad
I took a little trip on a jumbo
Down to the Persian Gulf
I drove across Iraq I drove across Iran
I haven’t seen the bag since then
CHORUS
O tell me tell me tell me where I left it
Give me just a little clue
I’ve never been so sad I’ve never felt so bad
So tell me what can I do?
CHORUS
I think I just remembered where I left it
Stuffed in the boot of the car
The bag’s in the back, the car’s in Iraq
But I’m in Australia
CHORUS (twice)