Things To Do On The Weekend
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Invite a gorilla around for a snack
Run with an ostrich perched on your back
Sing with a chicken sitting on your head
Sleep with a kangaroo beside you in bed
Lift up your father, hang him from the ceiling
Then ask him sweetly, "How are you feeling?"
Take your pet rock on a trip to the zoo
Then think up some more things while sitting on the loo!
Mr Pim
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My friend Mr Pim got stuck in some glue
O dear, O dear, what could he do?
He took off his shirt, he took off his shoe
Then all of a sudden he sneezed - Ahh choo!
My friend Mr Pim is out of the glue
He's feeling fine and happier too.
A little sticky perhaps, that's true
But apart from that, as good as new!
The Elves and the Shoemaker
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CHORUS
Shoemaker shoemaker stitch by hand
You make the finest shoes in the land
Stitch and sow with utmost care
Shoemaker will you make me a pair
SPOKEN
There was once a poor, but very fine shoemaker
He worked and worked, but times were hard and
There came a day when he had only enough leather
To make just the one pair of shoes
He cut out the leather and went to bed
‘I’ll make the shoes in the morning,’ the shoemaker said
He got up early but was surprised to find
Two new shoes there before his very eyes
‘Wife, come quickly’, look what I’ve found
How could this have happened I heard no sound
These beautiful shoes I could not have sowed
Any better than this, a thankyou is owed’
He sold the shoes that very morning
And what’s more for double the price.
The customer was thrilled with his new shoes
So the shoemaker bought enough leather for 2 pairs of shoes.
And cut out the leather that same night
In the morning the shoemaker and his wife found 4 shoes on the bench.
This continued each night, the more leather he left,
the more finished shoes he found in the morning.
And so beautifully sowed that everyone wanted to buy a pair.
But the shoemaker and his wife wanted to know
who was making the shoes so they could thank them.
They decided to stay up and keep watch.
At midnight 2 tiny elves entered the shop,
sat on the work bench, and taking all the leather
the shoemaker had left, stitched and stitched
until all the leather had been sewn in to shoes.
And then they departed, as quietly as they’d arrived.
The shoemaker and his wife were astonished.
They’d noticed that the elves' feet were bare
so the shoemaker decided to make 4 tiny shoes
from the best and softest leather he could buy, and his wife,
2 pairs of breeches, 2 coats, 2 frilled shirts and 2 green caps
They worked all through the day and by evening they’d finished,
setting out the new clothes on the work bench, then hiding so they could keep watch.
At exactly midnight the elves crept into the shop, and shouted with delight when they saw the clothes.
They put them on and danced and sang, as happy as any 2 elves could possibly be.
The shoemaker and his wife never saw the elves again but they’d been lucky,
and the shoes the shoemaker made, continued to sell well.
They were never poor again and lived long and very happy lives.
CHORUS
Shoemaker shoemaker stitch by hand
You make the finest shoes in the land
Stitch and sow with utmost care
Shoemaker will you make me a pair
Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey
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Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey
Got stuck in a pizza, irky firky
She gobbled and gobbled, she was going insane
Then to the rescue came her friend Mr Cane
Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey is a very good friend of mine
Mm...
Mr Wackity, Wicketty Woo
Sleeps in a shed, there’s a cow there too
And every morning when he wakes up in bed
He wishes that his wife was there...instead
Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mr Wackity, Wicketty Woo is a very good friend of mine
Mm...
Now...Mrs Wiggely Woggely Wheeze
Lives in a house made of cheese
When lunch time comes and peckish she’s feeling
She simply stands up and takes a bite from the ceiling
Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mrs Wiggely Woggely Wheeze is a very good friend of mine.
How many friends do you have?
Well, there’s Mrs Cranking Dangle, Mr Flippity Flop, and of course how could I possibly forget Mrs Humpetty Bumpetty Dumpetty Doo and her husband Mr Humpetty, Bumpetty, Dumpetty Don’t
Hmm...very strange
There’s more...like to know...who they are?
Hmmmm...maybe not
Maybe you‘d like to…..meet some of them?
Hmm, maybe……. Not
Pity. They’re wonderful people.You’d like them
Yes Please
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Would you care for some morning tea?
Oh, yes please
Well, shall we start with some nice, fresh scones?
Oh, yes please
With jam?
Oh, yes please
Cream?
Oh, yes please
Good, there you are
Now! Can I offer you something else?
Oh, yes please.
Chocolate biscuit?
Oh, yes please.
Zucchini and spinach sandwich?
Oh, yes, oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.
Hmm, well, never mind. Let's put them aside, shall we? Now, you must try one of my lamingtons.
Oh, oh, yes, please.
And what about some coconut ice?
Oh, yes, please.
Banana cake?
Oh, yes, please.
My goodness me, you are a hungry boy, aren't you? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Now, to finish off with a nice cup of tea.
Oh, yes, please.
Milk?
Oh, yes, please
Sugar? Oh, yes, please
My goodness me. It's almost time for lunch. You are staying, of course.
Oh, well, actually, I really should be -
Good! Jenkins! Jenkins, serve the roast, please. Now, we've got roast potatoes, lamb, carrots, beans, followed by pavlova. You must be starving. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.