Christmas, Australia, Animals Claire Ward Christmas, Australia, Animals Claire Ward

Kangaroo Hop

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Lyrics

CHORUS
Kangaroo hop (bup she wup)
Emu run (diddely dum)
Crocodile Glide (you better hide)
You don’t wanna be in his inside
Kookaburra sing (ding a ling)
Blowfly fly (me o mi)
Mister Crocodile glide (you better hide)
You don’t wanna be in his inside
No No No – at Christmas

I tell you what, it’s very hot
So why don’t you jump into
A swimming pool, it’ll be so cool
And swim to the end, turn around
Then back again, so easy

CHORUS

Yellow sun, river run
Burning land, desert sand
If only rain would come again
It would be I'm sure you would agree
The perfect gift for Christmas

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LAST CHORUS
Kangaroo hop (bup she wup)
Emu run (diddely dum)
Crocodile glide (you better hide)
You don’t wanna be in his inside
Kookaburra sing (ding a ling)
Blowfly fly (me o mi)
Mister Crocodile glide (you better hide)
Would you like to be in his inside?
No we don’t wanna be in his inside!
Are you sure you wouldn’t like to be in his inside?
No we don’t wanna be in his inside!
No! No! No! – at Christmas

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Spoken Word, Animals Claire Ward Spoken Word, Animals Claire Ward

Things To Do On The Weekend

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Lyrics

Invite a gorilla around for a snack
Run with an ostrich perched on your back
Sing with a chicken sitting on your head
Sleep with a kangaroo beside you in bed
Lift up your father, hang him from the ceiling
Then ask him sweetly, "How are you feeling?"
Take your pet rock on a trip to the zoo
Then think up some more things while sitting on the loo!

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Fairy Tales, Animals Claire Ward Fairy Tales, Animals Claire Ward

The Little Red Hen

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Lyrics

The little red hen thought that she would
Plant the wheat and it would be good
To ask her friends to help

CHORUS
‘Not I’ said the dog
‘Not I’ said the cat
‘Not I’ said the duck
‘Not I’ said the pig
Then I’ll just have to do it myself

Soon the wheat had grown up tall
The time had come to cut it all
She asked her friends to help

CHORUS

The wheat had to be ground in to flour
She knew it would take, many an hour
She asked her friends to help

CHORUS

The next thing to do was bake the bread
Maybe her friends would like to be fed
She asked them all to help

CHORUS

Soon the bread was ready to eat
Her friends all thought we’ll have a little treat
But the little hen shook her head
You did not help me plant the wheat or grind it into flour
So I think that I instead will eat up all this bread
That’s how the story goes, the answer was 4 ‘Nos’

No bread for the dog
No bread for the cat
No bread for the duck
No bread for the pig
And she said ‘I’ll eat it myself’
And she did!

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Spoken Word, Animals Claire Ward Spoken Word, Animals Claire Ward

I Saw A Hare

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Lyrics

I saw a hare who had no hair
Poor Mr Hare, he had no hair!
He ran like a hare but had no hair
That poor old hare - not a single hair!

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Animals Claire Ward Animals Claire Ward

Pussycat Goes Meiow

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Lyrics

Pussy Cat Goes Meiow
Pussy Cat Goes Meiow
Pussy Cat Goes Meiow
Pussy Cat Goes Meiow

Dog goes ‘Ruff’
Duck goes ‘Quack Quack’
Sheep goes ‘Baa’
Cow goes ‘Moo’
Little Bird sings with a ‘tweet tweet tweet’ - but

Pussy Cat Goes Meiow
Pussy Cat Goes Meiow
Pussy Cat Goes Meiow
Pussy Cat Goes Meiow

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Fairy Tales, Narrative, Animals Claire Ward Fairy Tales, Narrative, Animals Claire Ward

The Hare And Tortoise

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Lyrics

I can run, look at me
I can jump, can you see?
I can hop, look at me
No one else is faster than me
No, no one else is faster than he

Well even though I may be slow
I always get where I need to go
Curl up tight inside my shell
Happy and warm, in the place I dwell

But I can run, look at me
I can jump, can you see?
I can hop, look at me
No one else is faster than me
No, no one else is faster than he

Well let me ask you, face to face
How would you like to have a race?
If I came first and you came last
Even though you’re very fast

But he can run, look at me
He can jump, can you see?
He can hop, look at me
No one else is faster than me

He can run, look at him
He can jump, he will win
He can hop, look at him
He’s fit and strong, and healthy and trim
And no one else is faster than him

Well you’ve heard the story
There was no glory
Hare ran the first mile then
He rested a while but

Too long did he take
It was a very big mistake because
Although he was fast
He finished last

Said Tortoise ‘It’s me, who’s usually behind
More often than not, at the end of the line
But sometimes it’s true, sometime’s the case
That slow and steady wins the race’

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Animals, Numbers, Nonsense Claire Ward Animals, Numbers, Nonsense Claire Ward

Err Yuck!

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Lyrics

If 6 flies landed on your jelly…..
Then how would you feel – Err Yuck!
If 5 mosquitoes swam around your soup….
Then how would you feel – Err Yuck!
If 4 frogs hopped into your bed…
Then how would you feel – Err Yuck!
If 3 snails slithered on to your sandwiches …..
Then how would you feel – Err Yuck!
If 2 toffee apples got tangled in your hair …..
Then how would you feel – Err Yuck! – and
If one elephant sat upon your head ….
Then how would you feel – Squashed!

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Animals, Cats Claire Ward Animals, Cats Claire Ward

Very Strange Cat

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Lyrics

A cat came to stay just the other day
I already had one but I thought well, it might be fun
To have two in the house, make life hard for the mouse.

So, as from now there’ll be a second meiow
Every morning at seven – “Let them in, will you Kevin?”

“I say, you’re an awfully good chap” said the brand new cat
“Could you see your way clear to fetch some milk over here?
My throat’s rather dry and well not to be shy…
So what do you think, any chance of a drink?”

I found him a glass extra fast
He licked and slurped, swallowed then burped
Then said with a wave “Must be off, got to see Dave.”
He never came back – and that was that.
Very strange cat!

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Australia, Animals Claire Ward Australia, Animals Claire Ward

Kangaroo, Kangaroo

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Lyrics

Kangaroo, kangaroo - boing boing
Can I stay and talk with you? Boing boing.

He said, ‘I’d love to stay but must be on my way,
But you can be sure that I’ll be back some day.’
Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing.

Koala Bear, Koala Bear – scpt, scpt, scpt, scpt
Can you hear me way up there? scpt, scpt, scpt, scpt.

Kookaburra, Kookaburra – ha, ha, ha, ha
Laugh today, laugh tomorrow – ha, ha, ha, ha.

Sneaky Snake, Sneaky Snake – ss, ss, ss, ss
Talk to me for goodness sake! – ss, ss, ss, ss.

Mother Hen, Mother Hen – cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck,
Consider me as your friend - cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

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Animals, Nonsense Claire Ward Animals, Nonsense Claire Ward

The Mixed Up Song

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Lyrics

There once was a cat who said Ruff! Ruff!
There once was a dog who said Meiow
There once was a lamb who said Hallo!
There once was a man who said Baa! Baa! Baa!

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Fairy Tales, Narrative, Animals Claire Ward Fairy Tales, Narrative, Animals Claire Ward

The Billy Goat's Gruff

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Lyrics

A little billy goat stepped on to a bridge
Only to be met by a hungry Troll
“I’ve seen some greener grass so please let me pass”
“But I want to eat you up” said the Troll.

Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up
There’s a bigger billy goat coming soon.
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up,
Please Mr Troll, let me go.

A bigger billy goat stepped on to the bridge
Only to be met by a hungry Troll.
“I’ve seen some greener grass so please let me pass”
“But I want to eat you up” said the Troll.

Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up
There’s a bigger billy goat coming soon.
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up,
Please Mr Troll, let me go.

The biggest billy goat stepped on to the bridge
Only to be met by a hungry Troll.
“I’ve seen some greener grass so please let me pass”
“But I want to eat you up” said the Troll.

“Is that so?” said the goat to the Troll
“I’m feeling kinda peckish myself you know.
I think I’ll start with you Mr Juicy Troll,
You look a tasty bite – yes I think I’ll eat you!”

Oh don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up
Find another Troll and let me go
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up,
Find another Troll and let me go.

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Animals, Cats, Dog Claire Ward Animals, Cats, Dog Claire Ward

George Cryolot Crumble

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Lyrics

There once was a pussy cat called George Cryolot Crumble
And each day from the shed he would eventually stumble.
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble.

One morning in May, when rain was a-falling,
There was a scratching on the shed, was that his master calling?
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble.

He opened the door, and standing there before him
Was a Great Dane as tall, as tall as a building.
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble.

“I’m as hungry as hungry as hungry” said the Great Dane
George shivered in fright in the wind and the rain.
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble
Meiow, meiow, cried George Cryolot Crumble.

And what do you know about that shed and that pussy cat?
Well all I can say is that the Great Dane is now rather, in fact, I’d say, very, very, very fat!
Meiow, meiow, was that a tummy rumble?
Meiow, meiow, poor George Cryolot Crumble.

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Animals Claire Ward Animals Claire Ward

Thelma Brown

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Lyrics

CHORUS
Thelma Brown lived in a zoo
There were cows in her kitchen and roosters on view
Dogs in her dining room, cats in there too
And a husband called Cedric and a big kangaroo.

Ev’ry morn at six o’clock sharp
Thelma Brown arose in the dark
Cats and dogs, roosters and crows, kangaroos to attend
And a husband called Cedric who was going round the bend

CHORUS

Every night at half after nine
Cedric would say, “Oh dear its about my bedtime”
And every morn he’d awake with a snore
With the kangaroo in bed, and him on the floor!

CHORUS

One day Thelma brought home a giraffe
Cedric well he just broke down and laughed.
“Thelma dear, there’s no room in our zoo”
“But Cedric” she said, “how ‘bout the loo?”

CHORUS

What can you say, what can you do
When you live with a wife, who lives in a zoo?
Well you can’t make a fuss, you can’t even complain
Cos if you do you just end up out in the rain.

Thelma Brown lived in a zoo
There were cows in her kitchen and roosters on view
Dogs in her dining room, cats in there too
And a husband called Cedric who’s about to shoot through!

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Cumulative, Animals, Echo Claire Ward Cumulative, Animals, Echo Claire Ward

Monkey In The Teapot

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Lyrics

Teachers: these lyrics are available in our Teachers Hub as a printable pdf 👉

CHORUS
Wake up go to the kitchen
Early on a Monday morning
What do you see in the kitchen
Early on a Monday morning.

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
You must be dreaming

CHORUS

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
You must be dreaming

CHORUS

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
You must be dreaming.

CHORUS

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
You must be dreaming.

CHORUS

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
A tiger in the microwave (echo)
You must be dreaming.

CHORUS

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
A tiger in the microwave (echo)
A pig in the pepperpot (echo)
You must be dreaming.

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Animals, Frogs, Nonsense Claire Ward Animals, Frogs, Nonsense Claire Ward

Frog On Your Head

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Lyrics

CHORUS
Squawk went the parrot – squawk, squawk
Gulp went the frog – gulp, gulp
Meiow went the pussy – meiow, meiow
Hiss went the snake – hiss, hiss
Cluck went the chicken – cluck, cluck
Oink went the pig – oink, oink
Whistle went the birdie – whistle, whistle
Quack went the duck – quack, quack.

Would you like a frog on your head – no!
Would you like a spider in your ear – no!
Would you like a crab on your bottom – no!
Would you like an elephant to sleep with you in bed – no!

CHORUS

Would you like some porridge in your trousers – no!
Would you like some butter in your pocket – no!
Would you like some custard in your slippers – no!
Would you like some jelly and some icecream in your socks – no!

CHORUS

Would you like a monkey in your loo – no!
Would you like a hippo in your bathroom – no!
Would you like a crocodile in your swimming pool – no!
Would you like a rhinocerous to come and stay for tea – no!

CHORUS

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Animals, Food Claire Ward Animals, Food Claire Ward

Oscar and Mr Hairy Gorilla

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Lyrics

Oscar was a rhinoceros who loved to have tea
With Mr Hairy Gorilla down at the local zoo
They gobbled down bananas and lots of strawberry icecream
And polly waffles and caramel cake
And chips and buns and creamy puffs
And chocolate crackles and coconut roughs
And jelly beans and apple pies
And twenty one pieces of pizza
And finished off with a milkshake
And then they felt sick!!

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Australia, Animals Claire Ward Australia, Animals Claire Ward

Koala Ko

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Lyrics

O little Koala Koala Koala Ko
Up in the eucalypt eucalypt eucalypt tree
Why do you sleep all day sleep all day
How can this be
Koala wake up time for some tea.

Fresh gum leaves juicy o juicy as juicy can be
Fresh from the eucalypt eucalypt eucalypt tree
O little Koala Koala Koala Ko
Did you know that
The children all love you so

Now then its K and then O and then A and then L
And then it’s A if Koala’s the word you want to spell
You’re not a bear even though everyone thinks it’s so
I think you’re the sweetest thing that I know
And did you know that the children all love you so
Koala Koala Ko

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Animals, Nonsense, Australia Claire Ward Animals, Nonsense, Australia Claire Ward

Made Ya Look Ya Dirty Chook

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Lyrics

Ping pong ball in the vegemite
Take a look and see, see if I’m right

Chorus
Made ya look ya dirty chook
Made ya look ya dirty chook

Big fat frog under the bed
One little hop he’s sitting on your head.

Chorus

Red back spider combing his hair
Watching playschool, sitting on a chair

Chorus

Pink kangaroo in the apricot tree
You can’t really miss him he’s easy to see.

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Animals, Nature Claire Ward Animals, Nature Claire Ward

Fishy O Fishy

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Lyrics

Fishy O fishy you swim in the sea
Fishermen would catch you and eat you for supper
Fishy O fishy go swim far away
To the bottom of the ocean.

Little birdie little birdie you sing your sweet song
In my garden every day merrily chirping
Birdie little birdie how sweetly you sing
Pretty songs in the morning.

Every creature on the earth has a reason to be
Whether great or small they are part of the kingdom
Birds in the air and the fish in the sea
Great or small now they are part of the kingdom.

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Nursery Rhymes, Fairy Tales, Animals, Food Claire Ward Nursery Rhymes, Fairy Tales, Animals, Food Claire Ward

This Little Pig

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Lyrics

This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed home
This little pig he had roast beef but
This little pig had none.

First little pig who went off to market
Brought home his friend John Cleese
And soon as were able sat down at table
Ate up the bread and cheese.

Pig number two well he was the shy one
He liked to stay at home.
He did the cleaning, washing and ironing
He gave the dog his bone.

Third little pig now he was a fat pig
Plump as a pudding was he
Roast beef for breakfast, roast beef for lunch
Then roast beef for afternoon tea.

The last little pig well he didn’t really have much
He didn’t really have much at all.
He moped around the house with a sad look on his face
Unlike Cinderella he never went to the ball – and he said

I’ve never been to the market
I’ve only ever stayed at home
I’ve never ever had roast beef
I’ve never had anything at all

This little pig shall go to market
This little pig shall leave home
This little pig shall have roast beef
This little pig shall have it all.

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