Monkey In The Teapot

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Lyrics

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CHORUS
Wake up go to the kitchen
Early on a Monday morning
What do you see in the kitchen
Early on a Monday morning.

A monkey in the teapot (echo)
You must be dreaming

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A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
You must be dreaming

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A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
You must be dreaming.

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A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
You must be dreaming.

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A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
A tiger in the microwave (echo)
You must be dreaming.

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A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
A tiger in the microwave (echo)
A pig in the pepperpot (echo)
You must be dreaming.

Mr Spook

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Mr Spook he is everywhere
Watch where you go take good care – there’s a
Tapping on the window pane (tapping on the window pane)

Mr Spook he is everywhere
Watch where you go take good care – there’s a
Tapping on the window pane (tapping on the window pane)
Rattle of a ball and chain (rattle of a ball and chain)

Mr Spook he is everywhere
Watch where you go take good care – there’s a
Tapping on the window pane (tapping on the window pane)
Rattle of a ball and chain (rattle of a ball and chain)
Phantom strings playing in the hall (phantom strings playing in the hall)

Mr Spook he is everywhere
Watch where you go take good care – there’s a
Tapping on the window pane (tapping on the window pane)
Rattle of a ball and chain (rattle of a ball and chain)
Phantom strings playing in the hall (phantom strings playing in the hall)
Moon shines crickets call (moon shines crickets call)

Mr Spook he is everywhere
Watch where you go take good care – there’s a
Tapping on the window pane (tapping on the window pane)
Rattle of a ball and chain (rattle of a ball and chain)
Phantom strings playing in the hall (phantom strings playing in the hall)
Moon shines crickets call (moon shines crickets call)
Wind blow cold wake up the dead (wind blows cold wake up the dead)
Oo oo oo (oo oo oo)
Mr Spook he is everywhere.

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Baby Lying In A Manger

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Lyrics

CHORUS
Baby lying in a manger
No room in the inn
His father watches over
The new born king.

The shepherds come to see him (echo)

CHORUS

The shepherds come to see him (echo)
The wise men kneel and worship him (echo)

CHORUS

The shepherds come to see him (echo)
The wise men kneel and worship him (echo)
The ox and the ass stand round him (echo)

CHORUS

The shepherds come to see him (echo)
The wise men kneel and worship him (echo)
The ox and the ass stand round him (echo)
The angel watches over (echo)

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The shepherds come to see him (echo)
The wise men kneel and worship him (echo)
The ox and the ass stand round him (echo)
The angel watches over (echo)
Mary rocks him (echo)

Saturday Night

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It’s Saturday night ( Saturday night)
Ain’t gonna bed (ain’t gonna bed)
Gonna stay up late (stay up late)
Have a party instead (have a party instead)

So come on round for a swim in the pool
Mum says “Fine!” Dad says “Cool!”
We might go down and get a video
And watch a really spooky show.

It’s Saturday night (Saturday night)
And I’m glad you’ve come (glad you’ve come)
There’s cool lemonade (cool lemonade)
We’re gonna have fun (gonna have fun).

So don’t worry be happy tonight
Relax swim it’ll be all right
Throw your cares to the summer breeze
You can do exactly as you please.

It’s Saturday night (Saturday night)
And it’s eleven o’clock (eleven o’clock)
The grownups say (grownups say)
It’s time to stop (time to stop)

Mum says “You’re gonna have to sleep on the floor”
We talk a bit until my dad he says “No more!”
I love to have my friends around to sleep the night
And wake up in the morning light

Newspaper Mama

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Lyrics

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What’s black, and what’s white.
And read all over - every day?

It‘s the newspaper mama, newspaper mama,
Newspaper mama every day.

What’s thrown – over the fence
And into the garden – every day?

It‘s the newspaper mama, newspaper mama,
Newspaper mama every day.

Read it over breakfast every
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
And ‘specially on Sunday – best day of all.

What’s black, and what’s white.
And read all over - every day?

It‘s the newspaper mama, newspaper mama,
Newspaper mama every day.

Now what do you get – when you open the door
Every morning – of every day? –

You get the newspaper mama, newspaper mama,
Newspaper mama every day.
You get the newspaper mama, newspaper mama,
Newspaper mama every day.

The Silly Postman

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Lyrics

The postman came on a Monday
And put a letter in the letterbox (echo)

The postman came on a Tuesday
And put a letter and a frog in the letterbox (echo)

The postman came on a Wednesday
And put a letter and a frog and a mouse
In the letterbox (echo)

The postman came on a Thursday
And put a letter and a frog and a mouse
And a spider in the letterbox (echo)

The postman came on a Friday
And put a letter and a frog and a mouse
And a spider and a snail in the letterbox (echo)

The postman never ever came again
He was fired and he was told that he
Was a very silly boy!

Juicy Juicy Green Grass

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Lyrics

Juicy juicy green grass
Where have you gone?
Will you come back?
Juicy juicy green grass

Summer’s been so dry
Turned you into brown
Will you come back?
Juicy juicy green grass

I’m so hungry now my tummy’s rumbling around
I’d better take a rest I’d better go and lie down
I’ve never been so hungry, I’ve never been so hungry
I’ve never been so hungry before

Juicy juicy green grass
How I love to chew you
So will you come back
Juicy juicy green grass

I really really need you
For breakfast lunch and tea
So will you come back
Juicy juicy green grass

Dr McKew

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CHORUS
Dr McKew what will you do
If your billygoat won’t eat stew?

I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
Twice every day but

CHORUS

I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
Twice every day but

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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
Twice every day but

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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
I will give him jellybeans (he will give him jellybeans)
Twice every day but

CHORUS

ENDING (spoken)
Put him on a diet and then trade him in for a new one!

Down In The Bathroom

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Down in the bathroom he looks so sad
His friends say, ‘Aw come on cheer up, it’s not that bad’
You’ve had a good life you’ve had your day
But now it’s time to be thrown away

How could they do this, do this to him?
You don’t put your friends in the rubbish bin
He has his feelings, he has his pride
It’s enough to make you break down and cry

CHORUS
He’s a really nice toothbrush (echo)
Luverly toothbrush (echo)
Hard working tooth brush (echo)
Friendly old toothbrush (echo)
So how can you possibly throw him away?

I know he looks shaggy, I know he looks tired
But he can still do the job, he doesn’t need to be fired
He’ll brush off your plaque at the end of a day
So please don’t throw, don’t throw him away

CHORUS

His bristles may be worn, his head may be scarred
But you won’t find another who will work quite so hard
So throw away your toothpaste, try another brand
But don’t discard a friend, he just won’t understand

CHORUS (repeated)

Parcel In The Post

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A hooda hudda hooda hudda hooda ha
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hoo

I had a friend in Adelaide (echo)
A special friend in Adelaide (echo)
Decided that he’d send me (echo)
A parcel in the post (echo)
His father said he’d buy it (echo)
His mother said she’d wrap it (echo)
His brother said he’d mail it (echo)
But have you ever tried to send Popeye
Popeye through the post?
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hooda ha
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hoo

I had a friend in Darwin (echo)
A special friend in Darwin (echo)
Decided that he’d send me (echo)
A parcel in the post (echo)
His father said he’d buy it (echo)
His mother said she’d wrap it (echo)
His brother said he’d mail it (echo)
But have you ever tried to send a crocodile
A crocodile through the post
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hooda ha
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hoo

I had a friend in Melbourne (echo)
A special friend in Melbourne (echo)
Decided that he’d send me (echo)
A parcel in the post (echo)
His father said he’d buy it (echo)
His mother said she’d wrap it (echo)
His brother said he’d mail it (echo)
But have you ever tried to send a footy team
A footy team through the post
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hooda ha
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hoo

I had a friend in Sydney (echo)
A special friend in Sydney (echo)
Decided that he’d send me (echo)
A parcel in the post (echo)
His father said he’d buy it (echo)
His mother said she’d wrap it (echo)
His brother said he’d mail it (echo)
But have you ever tried to send the Opera House
The Opera House through the post
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hooda ha
A hooda hudda hooda hudda hoo

Wash Your Face in Orange Juice (Mr Clicketty Cane)

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Lyrics

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When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice ! ! !

When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum ! ! !

When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape ! ! !

When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape
Brush your hair with a toothbrush ! ! !

When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape
Brush your hair with a toothbrush
Fry an egg on a slippery dip ! ! !

When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape
Brush your hair with a toothbrush
Fry an egg on a slippery dip ! ! !
Belly flop in a pizza! x x x x

When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same -
Silly game