Thingth I Thay

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Lyrics

I was playing on my swing
When I felt it with my tongue
It was a very wobbly tooth
And it was hanging from my gum
It dropped onto the ground and rolled into a creek
And now it’s rather strange but every time I try and speak

CHORUS
Thingth I thay don’t thound the thame
It’th even hard to thay my name
I’d like to thing to thing a thong
But every time it’s thoundth all wrong
Thingth I thay don’t thound the thame

I have a little brother Keith
Who seems to still have all his teeth
There must be something wrong with me
So many teeth seem so wobbly
Another one dropped out just the other day
It’s very embarrassing but really what can I say?

CHORUS

Words that start with ‘s’ are tricky
Words like thschool and thstop and thsticky
Mum thinks it’s cute but I don’t agree
Well maybe for her but not for me
People think it’s funny to hear me talking like this
I’d like my two front teeth back, they’re the ones I really miss

CHORUS

Down In The Bathroom

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Down in the bathroom he looks so sad
His friends say, ‘Aw come on cheer up, it’s not that bad’
You’ve had a good life you’ve had your day
But now it’s time to be thrown away

How could they do this, do this to him?
You don’t put your friends in the rubbish bin
He has his feelings, he has his pride
It’s enough to make you break down and cry

CHORUS
He’s a really nice toothbrush (echo)
Luverly toothbrush (echo)
Hard working tooth brush (echo)
Friendly old toothbrush (echo)
So how can you possibly throw him away?

I know he looks shaggy, I know he looks tired
But he can still do the job, he doesn’t need to be fired
He’ll brush off your plaque at the end of a day
So please don’t throw, don’t throw him away

CHORUS

His bristles may be worn, his head may be scarred
But you won’t find another who will work quite so hard
So throw away your toothpaste, try another brand
But don’t discard a friend, he just won’t understand

CHORUS (repeated)