Frog On Your Head

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Squawk went the parrot – squawk, squawk
Gulp went the frog – gulp, gulp
Meiow went the pussy – meiow, meiow
Hiss went the snake – hiss, hiss
Cluck went the chicken – cluck, cluck
Oink went the pig – oink, oink
Whistle went the birdie – whistle, whistle
Quack went the duck – quack, quack.

Would you like a frog on your head – no!
Would you like a spider in your ear – no!
Would you like a crab on your bottom – no!
Would you like an elephant to sleep with you in bed – no!

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Would you like some porridge in your trousers – no!
Would you like some butter in your pocket – no!
Would you like some custard in your slippers – no!
Would you like some jelly and some icecream in your socks – no!

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Would you like a monkey in your loo – no!
Would you like a hippo in your bathroom – no!
Would you like a crocodile in your swimming pool – no!
Would you like a rhinocerous to come and stay for tea – no!

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Tadpole Blues

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Yesterday I had a body and a tail
A body and a tail, body and a tail
Yesterday I had a body and a tail
Today I’ve got two legs as well

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What is happening to me?
Whatever can it be?
I’m not very happy and that’s because
I liked the way I was

Well blow me down it’s happening again
Happening again, happening again
Blow me down it’s happening again
There’s two legs growing at the front as well

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Uh-oh, what’s going on my tail is getting shorter
Tail is getting shorter, tail is getting shorter
What’s going on my tail is getting shorter?
It’s going, going, gone – oh no

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Well, now I’m a frog and I’ve more or less got used to it
More or less got used to it, more or less got used to it
But sometimes a tadpole swims up to have a quiet chat
And I know what he’s going to say

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Now listen, it’s really rather nice to be a frog
And live at the bottom of a bog
So don’t be concerned or worry about a thing
Come on and sing sing sing

La la la la la la la…

A Frog in my Cheese Sandwich

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Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A dinosaur in the loo
A grasshopper on (pause)

Hey wait a minute, a dinosaur in the loo?! I don’t think so!
Tyrannasaurus Rex!
Mm...big bathroom

A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

A dinosaur in the loo? That is ridiculous! Not possible!