Never No Never No Never
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Three girls could never no never no never squash into an old paint tin
And three boys could never no never no never squeeze into a rubbish bin
But a thin Mum could slide through the crack in the old wall around at the back oh but
Three girls could never no never no never squash into an old paint tin
I suppose if the three girls were short girls not tall girls
Then a suitcase would be just the thing
With a little bit of squeeze and a little bit of squash
And a big bit of push they'd fit in - but I think
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I once saw a magician climb into a letterbox
But he never told me how it was done
And I once saw twelve Daddies squash into a bathroom
But I don't think they found it much fun - and they said
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Squash into an old paint tin
Squash into an old paint tin
Cinderella
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Once two step sisters went to a ball
Each thought that she was the fairest of all
The third sister stayed home weeping and dressed only in rags
Poor sweet Cinderella she was so kind but she was so sad.
Her fairy godmother moved by her tears
Said “You shall go too, so please do not fear”
Her fairy godmother took her wand and her rags she changed into gold
The Prince he was enchanted by her and so the story is told
They danced and they danced around the room
The Prince he fell in love but soon
The clock in the ballroom did chime
She hastened away just in time.
The next night there once again was a ball
And Cinderella was the fairest of all
The Prince smiled as he danced and held this young girl close in his arms
Ne’er before had he met someone with such grace, beauty and charm.
And they danced, and they danced so perfectly
In a world of their own, then suddenly
Once again she slipped away
The Prince watched her go with dismay.
But she left her glass slipper on the palace steps outside – the prince said
“The girl who can wear this surely will be my bride”
And you know of course that’s just how this fairy tale story it did unfold
Sweet sweet Cinderella married her Prince so handsome and bold. La la la
La la la ………………………..
They danced and they danced into the night
The moo was full and the stars were bright.
La la la…………
Humpty Dumpty's Other Song
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Some people I know are very very tall
And some people I know are really rather small
Some people are plump and sit upon the wall
Like old Humpty Dumpty who had that nasty fall.
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He fell on his tum he broke his thumb
He bumped his head sat up and said
All you King’s horses all you King’s men
Please come and put me together again.
Some people I know will never ever be thin
Except Tom and John and Kim and Ron and Mon and Tim
And some people I know just never seem to win
Like old Humpty Dumpty who landed in the bin.
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Some people I know like to grizzle and grumble and groan
And some people I know like to mutter and mumble and moan
But there’s a roly poly man who I’ve told you about before
He’s feeling rather sorry for himself and rather sore.
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Spangle Road
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What could be better than you and me together and
Walking down Spangle Road
Where the blue skies are bluer and the green grass is greener and
Walking down Spangle Road
As a friend you’re a little crazy but kind
But again well I don’t really mind - oh
What could be better than you and me together and
Walking down Spangle Road
We’ve been like brothers for all of these years
Walking and talking as friends
But we can recall all the good times and bad
But bad times have come to an end – oh
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We’ve stuck together through thick and through thin
And wondered just where it would end
But the hills and the dales and the highways and trails
Are leading us back home again – oh
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Walking down Spangle Road,
Walking down Spangle Road
