Things To Do On The Weekend
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Invite a gorilla around for a snack
Run with an ostrich perched on your back
Sing with a chicken sitting on your head
Sleep with a kangaroo beside you in bed
Lift up your father, hang him from the ceiling
Then ask him sweetly, "How are you feeling?"
Take your pet rock on a trip to the zoo
Then think up some more things while sitting on the loo!
Mr Pim
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My friend Mr Pim got stuck in some glue
O dear, O dear, what could he do?
He took off his shirt, he took off his shoe
Then all of a sudden he sneezed - Ahh choo!
My friend Mr Pim is out of the glue
He's feeling fine and happier too.
A little sticky perhaps, that's true
But apart from that, as good as new!
Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey
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Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey
Got stuck in a pizza, irky firky
She gobbled and gobbled, she was going insane
Then to the rescue came her friend Mr Cane
Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey is a very good friend of mine
Mm...
Mr Wackity, Wicketty Woo
Sleeps in a shed, there’s a cow there too
And every morning when he wakes up in bed
He wishes that his wife was there...instead
Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mr Wackity, Wicketty Woo is a very good friend of mine
Mm...
Now...Mrs Wiggely Woggely Wheeze
Lives in a house made of cheese
When lunch time comes and peckish she’s feeling
She simply stands up and takes a bite from the ceiling
Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mrs Wiggely Woggely Wheeze is a very good friend of mine.
How many friends do you have?
Well, there’s Mrs Cranking Dangle, Mr Flippity Flop, and of course how could I possibly forget Mrs Humpetty Bumpetty Dumpetty Doo and her husband Mr Humpetty, Bumpetty, Dumpetty Don’t
Hmm...very strange
There’s more...like to know...who they are?
Hmmmm...maybe not
Maybe you‘d like to…..meet some of them?
Hmm, maybe……. Not
Pity. They’re wonderful people.You’d like them
Yes Please
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Would you care for some morning tea?
Oh, yes please
Well, shall we start with some nice, fresh scones?
Oh, yes please
With jam?
Oh, yes please
Cream?
Oh, yes please
Good, there you are
Now! Can I offer you something else?
Oh, yes please.
Chocolate biscuit?
Oh, yes please.
Zucchini and spinach sandwich?
Oh, yes, oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.
Hmm, well, never mind. Let's put them aside, shall we? Now, you must try one of my lamingtons.
Oh, oh, yes, please.
And what about some coconut ice?
Oh, yes, please.
Banana cake?
Oh, yes, please.
My goodness me, you are a hungry boy, aren't you? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Now, to finish off with a nice cup of tea.
Oh, yes, please.
Milk?
Oh, yes, please
Sugar? Oh, yes, please
My goodness me. It's almost time for lunch. You are staying, of course.
Oh, well, actually, I really should be -
Good! Jenkins! Jenkins, serve the roast, please. Now, we've got roast potatoes, lamb, carrots, beans, followed by pavlova. You must be starving. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.