The La La La Song

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Lyrics

Can you sing, o can you sing
O can you sing the la la la song?
Yes I can sing, yes I can sing
Yes I can sing it loud and strong

CHORUS
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la
Singing the song
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la
All day long

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall - then
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again - so they sang

CHORUS

A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see
And all that he could see see see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea – he sang

CHORUS

There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat who caught a crooked mouse
They all lived together in a crooked house – and they sang

CHORUS (twice)

Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master and one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane

La la la…

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

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Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a cat and coouldn’t keep her
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.
Little Tommy Tucker (echo)
Sings for his supper (echo)
What shall we give him (echo)
White bread and butter (echo).

Peter Peter …….
Little Tommy …..
La la la la la la la la (4X)
La la / Little Tommy …..
La la / Little Tommy / Peter Peter …..
La la la la la la la la

The Grand Old Duke of York (the Rest of the Story)

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CHORUS
Oh the grand old Duke of York
He had 10,000 men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.

And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
They were neither up nor down.

CHORUS

One poor chap disappeared
A quick trip to the loo
When he came back he said to the Duke
“Lucky there wasn’t a queue!”

CHORUS

Another chap looked rather ill
He sat down by a tree
All that he wanted was a little lie down
And a nice hot cup of tea

CHORUS

This chap who liked drinking tea
Had a second, a third and then
Before he could think of having a fourth
It was off to the loo again.

CHORUS

There was much complaining
About the Duke of York
And it was even suggested
That frankly he was a dork

CHORUS

There Was A Crooked Man

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There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat who caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a crooked little house.

That crooked little house had a crooked little clock
With a crooked tick and a crooked little tock
And in a crooked little room in a crooked little bed
Was a crooked little dog – don’t wake up the sleepyhead.

Humpty Dumpty's Other Song

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Some people I know are very very tall
And some people I know are really rather small
Some people are plump and sit upon the wall
Like old Humpty Dumpty who had that nasty fall.

Chorus
He fell on his tum he broke his thumb
He bumped his head sat up and said
All you King’s horses all you King’s men
Please come and put me together again.

Some people I know will never ever be thin
Except Tom and John and Kim and Ron and Mon and Tim
And some people I know just never seem to win
Like old Humpty Dumpty who landed in the bin.

Chorus

Some people I know like to grizzle and grumble and groan
And some people I know like to mutter and mumble and moan
But there’s a roly poly man who I’ve told you about before
He’s feeling rather sorry for himself and rather sore.

Chorus

This Little Pig

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This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed home
This little pig he had roast beef but
This little pig had none.

First little pig who went off to market
Brought home his friend John Cleese
And soon as were able sat down at table
Ate up the bread and cheese.

Pig number two well he was the shy one
He liked to stay at home.
He did the cleaning, washing and ironing
He gave the dog his bone.

Third little pig now he was a fat pig
Plump as a pudding was he
Roast beef for breakfast, roast beef for lunch
Then roast beef for afternoon tea.

The last little pig well he didn’t really have much
He didn’t really have much at all.
He moped around the house with a sad look on his face
Unlike Cinderella he never went to the ball – and he said

I’ve never been to the market
I’ve only ever stayed at home
I’ve never ever had roast beef
I’ve never had anything at all

This little pig shall go to market
This little pig shall leave home
This little pig shall have roast beef
This little pig shall have it all.