The Billy Goat's Gruff
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A little billy goat stepped on to a bridge
Only to be met by a hungry Troll
“I’ve seen some greener grass so please let me pass”
“But I want to eat you up” said the Troll.
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up
There’s a bigger billy goat coming soon.
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up,
Please Mr Troll, let me go.
A bigger billy goat stepped on to the bridge
Only to be met by a hungry Troll.
“I’ve seen some greener grass so please let me pass”
“But I want to eat you up” said the Troll.
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up
There’s a bigger billy goat coming soon.
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up,
Please Mr Troll, let me go.
The biggest billy goat stepped on to the bridge
Only to be met by a hungry Troll.
“I’ve seen some greener grass so please let me pass”
“But I want to eat you up” said the Troll.
“Is that so?” said the goat to the Troll
“I’m feeling kinda peckish myself you know.
I think I’ll start with you Mr Juicy Troll,
You look a tasty bite – yes I think I’ll eat you!”
Oh don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up
Find another Troll and let me go
Don’t eat me up, don’t eat me up,
Find another Troll and let me go.
Dr McKew
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CHORUS
Dr McKew what will you do
If your billygoat won’t eat stew?
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
I will give him jellybeans (he will give him jellybeans)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
ENDING (spoken)
Put him on a diet and then trade him in for a new one!