Mr Pim
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My friend Mr Pim got stuck in some glue
O dear, O dear, what could he do?
He took off his shirt, he took off his shoe
Then all of a sudden he sneezed - Ahh choo!
My friend Mr Pim is out of the glue
He's feeling fine and happier too.
A little sticky perhaps, that's true
But apart from that, as good as new!
Hey Mr Sound Man
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CHORUS
Hey Mr Sound Man show us how to do
All the sounds you make, we’d like to make them too
Listen and you’ll know, watch and I will show
Golf ball...Squelch...
Yeh...we really really like them
CHORUS
Golf ball...Squelch...
Dttt...Explosion...
Wow...we really really like them
CHORUS
Golf ball...Squelch...
Dttt...Explosion...
Pshh...Car Screech ...
Fantastic...we really really like them
CHORUS
Now hey Mr Sound Man you’ve showed us how to do
All the sounds you make, now we can make them too
Listen and you’ll know, watch and we will show
Golf ball...Squelch...
Dttt...Explosion...
Pshh... Car Screech...
Ting Tang Teng Tong
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When I speak to you, you understand
You nod your head, when you've heard what I've said
But what if I tried some different words
You may think that they are quite absurd
CHORUS
Ting Tang Teng Tong
Ziggle Zaggle Ig Ag
Bickle Cickle Ickle Mickle
Fing Fung Fong
Melly Felly Fip Fop
Wiffy Woffy Wip Wop
Hoffee Moffee Soffee Woffee
Bing Bong Boooing
Now that you heard them what do you think?
Should we throw these words down the kitchen sink?
Or maybe add some new ones but then again not
I think that already we have quite a lot
CHORUS
The words that are sensible are the ones mostly said
From the time that you get up, to the time you go to bed
But which are the ones you prefer to use?
When you get the chance to pick and choose ...because I like
CHORUS (repeated)
Very Strange Cat
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A cat came to stay just the other day
I already had one but I thought well, it might be fun
To have two in the house, make life hard for the mouse.
So, as from now there’ll be a second meiow
Every morning at seven – “Let them in, will you Kevin?”
“I say, you’re an awfully good chap” said the brand new cat
“Could you see your way clear to fetch some milk over here?
My throat’s rather dry and well not to be shy…
So what do you think, any chance of a drink?”
I found him a glass extra fast
He licked and slurped, swallowed then burped
Then said with a wave “Must be off, got to see Dave.”
He never came back – and that was that.
Very strange cat!
Monkey In The Teapot
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Lyrics
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CHORUS
Wake up go to the kitchen
Early on a Monday morning
What do you see in the kitchen
Early on a Monday morning.
A monkey in the teapot (echo)
You must be dreaming
CHORUS
A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
You must be dreaming
CHORUS
A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
You must be dreaming.
CHORUS
A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
You must be dreaming.
CHORUS
A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
A tiger in the microwave (echo)
You must be dreaming.
CHORUS
A monkey in the teapot (echo)
A penguin in the freezer (echo)
A turkey in the toaster (echo)
A duck in the vegemite echo)
A tiger in the microwave (echo)
A pig in the pepperpot (echo)
You must be dreaming.
A Frog in my Cheese Sandwich
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Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A dinosaur in the loo
A grasshopper on (pause)
Hey wait a minute, a dinosaur in the loo?! I don’t think so!
Tyrannasaurus Rex!
Mm...big bathroom
A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
A dinosaur in the loo? That is ridiculous! Not possible!
