Dr McKew
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CHORUS
Dr McKew what will you do
If your billygoat won’t eat stew?
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
Twice every day but
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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
Twice every day but
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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
I will give him jellybeans (he will give him jellybeans)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
ENDING (spoken)
Put him on a diet and then trade him in for a new one!
Tadpole Blues
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Yesterday I had a body and a tail
A body and a tail, body and a tail
Yesterday I had a body and a tail
Today I’ve got two legs as well
CHORUS
What is happening to me?
Whatever can it be?
I’m not very happy and that’s because
I liked the way I was
Well blow me down it’s happening again
Happening again, happening again
Blow me down it’s happening again
There’s two legs growing at the front as well
CHORUS
Uh-oh, what’s going on my tail is getting shorter
Tail is getting shorter, tail is getting shorter
What’s going on my tail is getting shorter?
It’s going, going, gone – oh no
CHORUS
Well, now I’m a frog and I’ve more or less got used to it
More or less got used to it, more or less got used to it
But sometimes a tadpole swims up to have a quiet chat
And I know what he’s going to say
CHORUS
Now listen, it’s really rather nice to be a frog
And live at the bottom of a bog
So don’t be concerned or worry about a thing
Come on and sing sing sing
La la la la la la la…
Cats
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If a man has one cat
And another one comes to stay
How many cats
Are there in his house today?
Two pussy cats, two pussy cats
Two pussy cats, two pussy cats
Another cat scratches on the door
The man lets him in
The cat says, “Awfully good old you old chap”
And licks him on the chin
Three pussy cats, three pussy cats
Three pussy cats, three pussy cats
A little bit later on
Two more cats appear
A tabby one and a stray
The man gives them an ice cold beer and that makes
Five pussy cats, five pussy cats
Five pussy cats, five pussy cats
Lyin’ on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow…
Four cats jump up
And run away chasing a mouse
So how many cats
Are there still left in this house?
One pussy cat, one pussy cat
One little pussy cat, a little bitty pussy cat
Lyin’ on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow, meiow
A Frog in my Cheese Sandwich
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Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A dinosaur in the loo
A grasshopper on (pause)
Hey wait a minute, a dinosaur in the loo?! I don’t think so!
Tyrannasaurus Rex!
Mm...big bathroom
A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes
A dinosaur in the loo? That is ridiculous! Not possible!
The Three Little Pigs
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The first little pig built his house
He built it out of straw
He started on a Monday, finished on a Wednesday
And then he shut the door
He thought it was strong but before very long
Came a rather peckish wolf
CHORUS 1
Little pig, little pig
Little pig won’t you let me come in?
No no, no no
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed
And he blew that pig’s house in
The second little pig built his house
He built it out of sticks
He started on a Tuesday, finished on a Thursday
Around about half past six
He thought it was strong but before very long
Came a rather peckish wolf
CHORUS 1
The third little pig built his house
He built it out of bricks
He started on a Wednesday, finished on a Friday
He’d heard about the old wolf’s tricks
He knew it was strong but before very long
Came the same old peckish wolf
CHORUS 2
Little pig, little pig
Little pig won’t you let me come in?
No no, no no
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed
And he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed
And he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed
And he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed
But he couldn’t blow that brick house in
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But the wolf wasn’t finished yet
He was still determined to get
That last little pig for tea
So he climbed to the top of a tree
Then onto the roof, down the chimney
Right into a pot of boiling hot water
And so the pig – had the wolf for tea instead!
Little Doggy
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I love my little doggy
We go for walks on Sunday
Down to the windy beach and
Chase all the seagulls away
He likes to run in circles
He likes to smell the seaweed
He likes to chase the seagulls
Make them scatter
See them rise up – to the sky
I love my little doggy
We go for walks on Sunday
Down to the windy beach and
Chase all the seagulls away