Toffee Apple
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CHORUS (twice)
Toffee Apple nice and licky
One for Judy one for Nicky
Crunchy Munchy very sticky
Don’t forget to clean your teeth
Daddy have a bite – chomp chomp chomp
Mummy have a bite - chomp chomp chomp
Chew it well – chew chew chew
Mm Mm – very nice!
CHORUS (twice)
Daddy have a bite – chomp chomp chomp
Mummy have a bite - chomp chomp chomp
Micky have a munch – munch munch munch
Vicki have a munch - – munch munch munch
Chew it well – chew chew chew
Mm Mm – very nice!
CHORUS (twice)
Daddy have a bite – chomp chomp chomp
Mummy have a bite - chomp chomp chomp
Micky have a munch – munch munch munch
Vicki have a munch - – munch munch munch
Tommy have a taste – yum yum yum
Connie have a taste – yum yum yum
Chew it well – chew chew chew
Mm Mm – very nice!
CHORUS (twice)
Daddy have a bite – chomp chomp chomp
Mummy have a bite - chomp chomp chomp
Micky have a munch – munch munch munch
Vicki have a munch - – munch munch munch
Tommy have a taste – yum yum yum
Connie have a taste – yum yum yum
Toffee Apple gone – gone gone gone
Down in the tummy - gone gone gone
Can I have some more? – no no no
Please Daddy please – no no no
Why Daddy why? – I’ll tell you why
There is toffee apple all over your face!
Slurp slurp…very nice!
CHORUS (twice)
That’s The Way I Like It
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My boiled egg was nice and soft today
Soft today, soft today
My boiled egg was nice and soft today
And that’s the way I like it
My piece of toast was rather hard yesterday
Hard yesterday, hard yesterday
My piece of toast was rather hard yesterday
But that’s the way I like it
I had some cheese and it was in between
Not too soft, not too hard
I had some cheese and it was in between
But that’s the way I like it
Soft boiled egg, hard piece of toast
Cheese in between yes that’s the way I like it
Dr McKew
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CHORUS
Dr McKew what will you do
If your billygoat won’t eat stew?
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
I will give him jellybeans (he will give him jellybeans)
Twice every day but
CHORUS
ENDING (spoken)
Put him on a diet and then trade him in for a new one!
They Got It Right Vegemite
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In 1923 a young chemist called Dr Cyril P Callister, developed a smooth spreadable vegetable paste from brewers yeast, with lots of Vitamin B in it. It tasted unusual, but good. And he thought, “I cannot waste this appealing taste"...
So a prize was offered of fifty pounds
To find a name a name that sounds
Fresh unique, and easy to remember
Any time of year winter or December
Don’t know who it was but they got it right
Came up with the name Vegemite
I was talking to a friend just the other day
We took a little walk he had a lot to say
About the 50 pounds and he did claim
Who won the competition and gave it the name
Whoever it was they got it right
Came up with the name, Vegemite
For many years now it’s been the national dish
All who like it think it’s delish
But if you haven’t tried some, take my advice
Cos on a piece of toast it’s very very nice
Whoever it was they got it right
Came up with the name, Vegemite
They got it right, Vegemite
But...some find the taste a bit of a drama
A famous one was Barrack Obama
He tried some but, just had to admit
He did not like it, one little bit
Nutrition Blues
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CHORUS
Just give me peanut paste with the crunchy taste
And some honey spread on my bread
Or maybe jellybeans with some pink icecream
And some chocolate crackles instead
And while I’m doing this I don’t wanna miss
All my favourite shows on TV
I’m gonna pull up a seat, stick up my feet
Help myself to a treat
Monday night - spinach pie
Baked potatoes, sour cream
Stuffed tomatoes, brussel sprouts
I don’t wish to sound too mean
(He don’t wanna sound mean)
CHORUS
Tuesday night – pumpkin soup
Wednesday night – cabbage rolls
Thursday night – mushroom quiche
And Friday night, it’s casserole
(Friday night it’s casserole)
CHORUS
Listen please I need a break
‘Cos I don’t know if I can take
Any more healthy food
I think I’ve got nutrition blues
(I think he’s got nutrition blues)
CHORUS
I Just Love Bananas
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I just love bananas bananas bananas
I just love bananas every day
But don’t leave the skin hanging around
Or pretty soon you’ll be lying on the ground
I just love bananas every day
I just love an apple an apple an apple
I just love an apple every day
Crispy and red, crunchy and green
And only yesterday I had 17 – or was it 23?
I just love an apple every day
I just love an orange an orange an orange
I just love an orange every day
Lots of yummy juice luverly taste
But leaves you with a pretty icky sticky face
I just love an orange every day
Ba na na na na na na, banana banana
Ba na na na na na na every day
Ba na na na na na, ba na na na na na
Ba na na na na na, ba na na na na na
Ba na na na na na na every day
Yes Please
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Would you care for some morning tea?
Oh, yes please
Well, shall we start with some nice, fresh scones?
Oh, yes please
With jam?
Oh, yes please
Cream?
Oh, yes please
Good, there you are
Now! Can I offer you something else?
Oh, yes please.
Chocolate biscuit?
Oh, yes please.
Zucchini and spinach sandwich?
Oh, yes, oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.
Hmm, well, never mind. Let's put them aside, shall we? Now, you must try one of my lamingtons.
Oh, oh, yes, please.
And what about some coconut ice?
Oh, yes, please.
Banana cake?
Oh, yes, please.
My goodness me, you are a hungry boy, aren't you? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Now, to finish off with a nice cup of tea.
Oh, yes, please.
Milk?
Oh, yes, please
Sugar? Oh, yes, please
My goodness me. It's almost time for lunch. You are staying, of course.
Oh, well, actually, I really should be -
Good! Jenkins! Jenkins, serve the roast, please. Now, we've got roast potatoes, lamb, carrots, beans, followed by pavlova. You must be starving. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Wash Your Face in Orange Juice (Mr Clicketty Cane)
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When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice ! ! !
When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum ! ! !
When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape ! ! !
When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape
Brush your hair with a toothbrush ! ! !
When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape
Brush your hair with a toothbrush
Fry an egg on a slippery dip ! ! !
When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same
Wash your face in orange juice
Clean your teeth with bubble gum
Fix the fence with sticky tape
Brush your hair with a toothbrush
Fry an egg on a slippery dip ! ! !
Belly flop in a pizza! x x x x
When Mr Clicketty Cane plays his silly game
All the kids in the street, they like to do the same -
Silly game
Spaghetti Bolognaise
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Unlike a yoyo craze unlike a marble phase
I love it every day Spaghetti Bolognaise
Unlike a hopscotch craze unlike a knucklebone phase
I love it every day Spaghetti Bolognaise
I love it every day Spaghetti Bolognaise
Chicken and coleslaw three times a week
Salad and pizza good for a treat
But as I have the pick of the menu
I choose the same thing every day ‘cos
CHORUS
Hot apple crumble I like to eat
Cherries and ice cream they’re hard to beat
But when it comes to something that’s special
Something that’s chewy, something scrumptious
CHORUS (repeated)
